They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. Invading intergalactic Chicken Invaders, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren! I instantly knew what had to be done. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit. With a greasy finger I set my lasers to “extra crispy” and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders.